A Message
"Hi Ldbug, this is Mom. We're in Nevada. You're Dad called earlier and left a message on your phone but we couldn't hear it so I'm not sure if it worked. I'll call you from Grandma's when we get there tomorrow evening. Ok, love you, bye.
(background) Well, I just don't know how to turn it off.
'hit that button'
Which button?
'that one, the red one'
There isn't a red one.
'yes there is, let me'
(some shuffling) 'did that do it?'
I don't know, the light's still on. Here let me.
'wait..'
Is it off?
'well if you'd just wait'
Why are the buttons so small.
(sigh) 'I don't know..'" END OF MESSAGES
My parents got a cell phone since they're traveling for a few weeks. I listened to this little diddy the other night. My Mom did manage to call me from the cell at another point and a good portion of the conversation sounded a little like this "Can you hear me?" "Yes, Mom I can hear you." "Because I'm just talking into air, talking into air.."
It's good they've made the first move toward cell phone ownership, but I think they need a little help. For instance, 'couldn't hear the message'? Since when do you actually hear the message you leave on someone else's phone? And then they seem to have difficulty pressing 'end.' Maybe they should've gotten a larger phone, one of those '80s style so they feel like the device is more substantial.
Oh well, I'm sure by the end of the trip they'll have a slightly less tenuous grasp on the technology.
(background) Well, I just don't know how to turn it off.
'hit that button'
Which button?
'that one, the red one'
There isn't a red one.
'yes there is, let me'
(some shuffling) 'did that do it?'
I don't know, the light's still on. Here let me.
'wait..'
Is it off?
'well if you'd just wait'
Why are the buttons so small.
(sigh) 'I don't know..'" END OF MESSAGES
My parents got a cell phone since they're traveling for a few weeks. I listened to this little diddy the other night. My Mom did manage to call me from the cell at another point and a good portion of the conversation sounded a little like this "Can you hear me?" "Yes, Mom I can hear you." "Because I'm just talking into air, talking into air.."
It's good they've made the first move toward cell phone ownership, but I think they need a little help. For instance, 'couldn't hear the message'? Since when do you actually hear the message you leave on someone else's phone? And then they seem to have difficulty pressing 'end.' Maybe they should've gotten a larger phone, one of those '80s style so they feel like the device is more substantial.
Oh well, I'm sure by the end of the trip they'll have a slightly less tenuous grasp on the technology.
20 Comments:
That is too funny! Shawns parents are the same way. Mind you, I think that they're older than your parents, so I cut them some slack.
Shawns mom always sounds like she's making her last phone call - ever - when she phones. She sounds so sad and scared. Her messages are always cryptic, too.
Shawn called one day to ask his mom for something. When she called me later, her whole conversation with me was this..
You tell Shawn what he wants he can have.
Click.
I would save messages like the one your mom left. I would. I would repaly them when I need a smile or miss my mom.
Wait until they figure out that they can download different ring tones! When my dad realized that he could do that, he immediately had my mom (yeah, my mom...this type of technology is over the top for him) get him a ringtone that sounds like a rooster. For weeks, he would call me up and ask me to call him so he could broadcast the ringtone to his senior friends.
Hello Ldbug.
I'm flying in from Candace's place. Lovely spot you have here.
In terms of cell phone ownership, I am definitely a neaderthal.
"Ug!" he said, eloquently. :)
biddie - that's a good idea:-)
camie - a rooster? oh no....
barnes - hello!
That is too cute -
I can only imagine what wacky inventions my kids will be laughing at me about!
"Dad, just press the button. It will beam you over to my house. No Dad, the BUTTON. Not the lever or the knob. The big blue button that says "Transport"..."
I can't wait! ;)
gardenia - yeah, they really are:-)
rock - *giggle*
high-larious. my moms the same way....so one time after i'd been up here for a few months (and hadnt been home) i sent her a pix message of myself with those sweet shades i like to wear. amazingly, she managed to respond with a very crude but very forceful text message: loved pix mom
i swear to God, my eyes started tearing up....
ken - you must be so proud!
My mom is learning to sms me slowly, and both mum and dad called me last night to ask me how to operate the new dvd player....technology is better in hands of kids I think..but still folks messing with gadgets is even more fun.
:)
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