Sign

"Deputies seek information on theft: Lewis and Clark County Sheriff's deputies are looking for information regarding the person who stole a 14-foot by 16-foot Bud Lite sign from the main entrance at the Lewis and Clark Fairgrounds on July 31.According to officials, the Bud Lite logo is painted on sheet metal and the sign is valued at $1,055.If you have any information about this theft, contact Crimestoppers at 443-2000.-" by Carolynn Bright, IR staff writer.

My home town crime report...I ask you how did they do it? Unnoticed? That's a biggg sign, all I keep imagining is a car full of teenagers joyriding through Helena, a giant Bud sign sticking out of the trunk and the cops thinking "huh" briefly before moving on to more important matters such as the overwhelming deer imigration problem.

And off subject, what's up with this? http://www.mojodecoys.net/mojo_deer_decoy.htm

Wow