kitty rules
1) It is NOT funy to bite bare toes in the middle of the night
2) Scratching of the black chair is strictly prohibited
3) Poop Inside the box, not right next to it
4) If you lose a toy under the oven again I'm not getting it for you AGAIN!!!!
5) If you fall in the toilet again I'm going to laugh at you...again
6) If you stick your head in the refrigerator, it's going to get cold..if you stick it in the oven, it's going to get hot!
7) Play time is not from 3am to 8am every morning!
8) You know you're just too damn cute to have to abide by these rules;)
2) Scratching of the black chair is strictly prohibited
3) Poop Inside the box, not right next to it
4) If you lose a toy under the oven again I'm not getting it for you AGAIN!!!!
5) If you fall in the toilet again I'm going to laugh at you...again
6) If you stick your head in the refrigerator, it's going to get cold..if you stick it in the oven, it's going to get hot!
7) Play time is not from 3am to 8am every morning!
8) You know you're just too damn cute to have to abide by these rules;)
posted by ldbug at Monday, February 06, 2006
3 Comments:
Aside from the poop, which mine seems to generate in vast quantities (but is at least accurate as to the litter box), Stormy sounds like Fat-boy. But...um...the black chair...do you need to borrow a rug?
Actually, I don't think he's using it as a scratching post, he's just too little to jump up on the arm so he tends to use his claws to get up rather than fall, but I'm still training him not to do it and keeping his claws cut so don't worry, no damage, you can inspect it yourself if you don't believe me:)
9)Don't get mad when I hide behind the door, jump out and scare the furballs out of you...you do it to me.
10) No making puddin's on important, sensitive body parts
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